Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Review: The Easter Bunny

The Birth of the Easter Bunny A Screenplay (Scene: The offices of NestleCo, 1950. A cigar-smoking man is yelling at his subordinates, TOM, DICK, and HARRY, three ad men in cheap suits. The man with the cigar is EDGAR NESTLE, … Continue reading

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How To Make Eye Contact

Ok, big guy. You’ve got this. Just remember, the eyes are the gateway to the soul. Let the other person see your beautiful, beautiful soul. Start strong…ok, conversation’s beginning! Make the lock.

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The Speech I Wish the President Would Give

My fellow Americans, Today, we are broken-hearted. We are devastated by the sheer cruelty of Friday’s atrocities, and we may be wondering how we can ever heal. Tonight we all grieve with the community of Newtown, Connecticut. But since I’m … Continue reading

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Review: The Presidential Candidates

Jill Stein Stein actually acknowledges that 99.99% of climate scientists might be right about matters of climate, has some neat policy towards the rest of the world that involve not shooting at it, and got arrested for civil disobedience outside … Continue reading

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My Haircut (Guest reviews)

Rather than review my own haircut, I figured I’d let some of the kindergartners I work with have their say. Here’s what the critics are raving! “Are you REALLY Mr. Jesse?”* “You look like an old man!” “You look like … Continue reading

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Review: Getting a PA Driver’s License

So this post is mostly going to be channeling the late Andy Rooney, (ie grumping about a fairly easy target) but I think I need it. This is how I believe the process to obtain a PA Driver’s License was … Continue reading

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Review: Sir Biscuits

At the time that Sir Biscuits met the Landis-Eigsti’s, we were not exactly a pet family. We had owned fish, birds, and rabbits, but these required little time or emotional investment. When a lumpy golden puppy followed my parents home … Continue reading

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Review: Spam Comments That Have Accumulated Over the Past Two Months

I’m back! After a month of pre-wedding prep, and two weeks of responsibility-free post-wedding bliss (oh, and a really sweet wedding in there, too), things have settled back to relative normalcy. But of course the internet never sleeps, and I … Continue reading

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Review: April Showers

We better get a heck of a lot of May Flowers, is all I’m sayin’. GRADE: C-

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Review: Car Decal of Calvin Kneeling At the Cross

Art is dead! There’s nothing left to say. Style is exhausted and content is pointless. Art has no purpose. All that’s left is commodity marketing. –Calvin

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