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Review: The Easter Bunny
The Birth of the Easter Bunny A Screenplay (Scene: The offices of NestleCo, 1950. A cigar-smoking man is yelling at his subordinates, TOM, DICK, and HARRY, three ad men in cheap suits. The man with the cigar is EDGAR NESTLE, … Continue reading
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Review: This Movie That’s Playing At the Laundromat
In This Movie That’s Playing At the Laundromat (TMTPATL), four very attractive people are abandoned on an island somewhere. They all seem very tense and do not crack smiles. One of the blonde women says, “The mythology on this island … Continue reading
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Review: Star Wars Episode I
Last Friday was Star Wars day (cause of May the Fourth get it lol) but I was too sick to post anything about it. However, I did realize: I’ve never reviewed these movies that were so pivotal to my youth. … Continue reading
Review: This Month’s Issue of Cosmopolitan
A few months ago, a female housemate of mine bought a male housemate a yearly subscription to Cosmopolitan, mostly to make him embarrassed. Well, this month’s (May, according to Cosmo) issue just arrived, and I’ve got one more day of spring break, … Continue reading
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Review: Getting a PA Driver’s License
So this post is mostly going to be channeling the late Andy Rooney, (ie grumping about a fairly easy target) but I think I need it. This is how I believe the process to obtain a PA Driver’s License was … Continue reading
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Review: Spam Comments That Have Accumulated Over the Past Two Months
I’m back! After a month of pre-wedding prep, and two weeks of responsibility-free post-wedding bliss (oh, and a really sweet wedding in there, too), things have settled back to relative normalcy. But of course the internet never sleeps, and I … Continue reading
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Review: Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars: A New Hope
I think that George Lucas, after years of fielding questions about Alderaanian nerf-herding and Dathomirian rancor-riding, genuinely hates his fans. As proof, I submit the addition of Jabba the Hutt into the “special edition” of Star Wars: A New Hope. … Continue reading
Review: Santa Claus
There is no Santa Claus. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????”
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Review: Parking Tickets
On a better day, I could probably stretch myself to look at parking tickets fairly. On a day when I worked fewer miserable hours and got rained on less, I could probably give a fair assessment about the role of … Continue reading
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Review: Pittsburgh Roads
Oh, Pittsburgh roads, you and I got off to a decent start. I appreciated that you moved in three dimensions, unlike the flat gridworks of Indiana, and I thought you had character. I figured that in time, I would only … Continue reading
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