Category Archives: C

Review: Star Wars Episode III

REVENGE OF THE SITH Out of all the Star Wars movies, Revenge of Sith might be the most painful for me to watch, because there are so many cool ideas in it that just aren’t quite executed right. Whereas the … Continue reading

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Review: Star Wars Episode II

ATTACK OF THE CLONES Lest you think these first three prequel reviews will just be complain-o-thons, let me start off my Attack of the Clones review with a controversial compliment: I think Attack of the Clones gets off to a … Continue reading

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Review: “Video Games” by Lana Del Rey

It’s time for a Jesse Reviews the World Point/Counterpoint! I inwardly argue with myself when I’m conflicted about something, so I figured I could put that debate on the interwebs for something new. The two contestants will be Happy Jesse … Continue reading

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Review: Caffeine

Caffeine is the credit card of chemicals…it lets you do things you otherwise wouldn’t be able to, but you’ll have to pay off your debt eventually, often with exorbitant interest. I wrote that analogy, feeling all proud of myself, before … Continue reading

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Review: Reese’s Puffs’ Mixmaster

When you think of Reese’s Puffs*, the cereal that doesn’t even pretend to not be candy, do you immediately think of hip-hop cred? Well, some graphic designer at General Mills clearly does, judging by the back of the cereal box. … Continue reading

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Review: April Showers

We better get a heck of a lot of May Flowers, is all I’m sayin’. GRADE: C-

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Review: Sleeping In

Yeah, I get that folks leave for work at seven ’cause we ain’t used to have light bulbs at night, but it’s been like a hundred damn years… Maybe I’m progressive, but maybe also you’re old-fashioned, like all knowin’ what … Continue reading

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Review: Hoikkaido Seafood Buffet

Before one high school Homecoming Dance, my friend Tanner and I convinced our remarkably patient dates to accompany us to China King, an all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurant. We figured there was no better preparation for a late night of furious dancing … Continue reading

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Review: Kiss Each Other Clean by Iron & Wine

While explaining my musical tastes to my friend Paul this weekend, I said that I generally placed more importance on elements like melodic line, harmonic progression and song structure than on things like timbre (what instruments, whose voice) and texture … Continue reading

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Review: Earwax

Earwax is like smoke alarms or ushers during movies: all serve a purpose, but if you notice they’re present, something wrong. I’m sure my earwax does all sorts of useful things while I’m not looking, like trapping ear typhoid viruses … Continue reading

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