Monthly Archives: May 2012

Review: Return of the Jedi

As would befit their titles, Return of the Jedi is the exact opposite of Revenge of the Sith. Sith is a movie with lots of new, interesting plot points that is dragged way down by the awfulness of the first … Continue reading

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Review: The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire Strikes Back takes the things that were awesome in Star Wars and digs into them, unearthing deeper and richer deposits of awesome under the surface. You thought Darth Vader was pretty cool? ESB escalates him from a brooding … Continue reading

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Review: Star Wars

That’s right, I’m gonna call this movieĀ Star Wars, not A New Hope orĀ Episode IV, titles that were added after the fact and make it seem like Star Wars is some middle chapter of a complicated and very uneven drama. I … Continue reading

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Review: Star Wars Episode III

REVENGE OF THE SITH Out of all the Star Wars movies, Revenge of Sith might be the most painful for me to watch, because there are so many cool ideas in it that just aren’t quite executed right. Whereas the … Continue reading

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Review: Star Wars Episode II

ATTACK OF THE CLONES Lest you think these first three prequel reviews will just be complain-o-thons, let me start off my Attack of the Clones review with a controversial compliment: I think Attack of the Clones gets off to a … Continue reading

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Review: Star Wars Episode I

Last Friday was Star Wars day (cause of May the Fourth get it lol) but I was too sick to post anything about it. However, I did realize: I’ve never reviewed these movies that were so pivotal to my youth. … Continue reading

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Review: CGI Lord of the Rings Characters Dancing to Backstreet Boys

Here is a multiple choice test. First, watch this video: Lord of the Backstreet Boys. Then answer the following question. Q: What is the best part of this video?

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