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Monthly Archives: December 2010
Review: Santa Claus
There is no Santa Claus. “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????”
Posted in D, Miscellaneous
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Review: Christmas
Rapping Jingle Bells Bear will tell all you sucka MCs the true meaning of Christmas. Celebrating Christmas* is a lot like attending the buffet at China King. There are an overwhelming number of options to choose between, and you will … Continue reading
Posted in B, Miscellaneous
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List: The Top Ten 30 Seconds of Music in 2010
My attention span is roughly that of a squirrel watching Looney Tunes, and I imagine yours is as well. It’s no wonder: busy people like you and me don’t have time to finish books, movies or even complete sentences without … Continue reading
Face-Off: Shampoo Smells
I’ve always had the sneaking suspicion that all soapy liquids are interchangeable. I have a hard time believing that anyone would notice the difference if I were to mix up the house laundry detergent, hand soaps, conditioners, shampoos and body … Continue reading
Posted in Face-Off, Miscellaneous
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Yinzpiration Interview
It’s official: I’m a yinzer. Not because I only eat pierogis or watch Steelers games but because I was recently interviewed for Kate Showalter’s super-rad blog, yinzspiration.com. Kate has made it her project to interview 100 Pittsburghers, and I feel … Continue reading
Review: The Shining (Movie)
Here’s Jesse (Above) I’ve only seen three of Stanley Kubrick’s movies,* but they’ve all had the same chilly aesthetic of an auteur acting out stories with dolls in a dollhouse. Realism and character development don’t seem to be the point; … Continue reading
Review: Fat Head’s Saloon
One of the best feelings known to humankind is the sensation of knowing exactly what food one is craving (provided that food is attainable). Recently, three friends and I realized that, given a choice between inner peace, a solid gold … Continue reading
Posted in B, Food
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Review: Marriage
I am getting married in August, and I am pumped about it. My girlfriend makes bizarre masks on road trips in order to perplex other drivers, she makes Firefly references into innuendos at inappropriate times, and she makes life in … Continue reading
Posted in C, Miscellaneous
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Face-Off: French Fries
In elementary school, I had the brilliant idea* to do pizza comparison for a science fair project. My family got five frozen pepperoni pizzas of different brands, and to my nine-year-old eyes this was the most heavenly manna imaginable. I … Continue reading
Posted in Face-Off, Food
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Review: Parking Tickets
On a better day, I could probably stretch myself to look at parking tickets fairly. On a day when I worked fewer miserable hours and got rained on less, I could probably give a fair assessment about the role of … Continue reading
Posted in D, Miscellaneous
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